I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
We don't watch enough power rangers
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Randomize
