Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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