pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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