If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
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I need you to use more vowels.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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