You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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