they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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