After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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