yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
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