that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Come share oat with me in your robe
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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