If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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