It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Alive.
So much puke
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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