just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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