I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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