You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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