Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
You can't special order awesome
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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