The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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