no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
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