If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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