careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
worst night to have a conscience
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Randomize
