chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Are my feet made of real feet?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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