On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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