Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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