I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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