Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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