Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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