i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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