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Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
My cat gives me a boner
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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