youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Found your dick twin last night
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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