I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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