I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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