is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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