Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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