i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
You smell like stripper and shame
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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