Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
why is half of my head shaved?
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