she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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