I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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