stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
