Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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