Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
There's even glitter on my cock...
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