why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
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