My room smells like vodka and shame
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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