Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
don't judge my taste in strippers
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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