did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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