And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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