we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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