if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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