I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Randomize
