Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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