I wish i was in the wii world.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I AM VODKA MAN
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Randomize
