My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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