ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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