their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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