the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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