I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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