we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
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