I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Randomize
